Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did the sickly elevator say?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
