Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?