Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
How do you measure a millennial?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What bee is good for your health?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Where do pigs learn magic?