What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?