What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's the most masculine animal?
What fairy loves to count?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the snake cross the road?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?