What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?