Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How do you wash a lamb?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Where do belly buttons go to college?