What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
Why do librarians never make plans?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is the definition of Robin?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How does a witch play loud music?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?