Why was the snake coughing so much?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?