What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is a table you can eat?
What season begins with a thud?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why was the bud so shy?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
