How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
They all babble.
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What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How does a squid go into battle?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
