How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
They all babble.
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did one plate say to the other?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Which animals make the best football players?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's the smelliest part of a football field?