Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.