What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Scream.
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
