Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?