What dog never pays attention in class?
What's black and white and red all over?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where do chips wear socks?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do basketball players like cookies?