What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?