What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
An overreaction.
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What is the best day to go to the beach?