What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
An overreaction.
What do little monsters call their mother?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?