What horn never makes a sound?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What words make the best athletes?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?