Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What animals make the best students?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the peach come home from work early?