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Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call two birds in love?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Which dog belongs in a band?