Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
Why are winter days great?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call the dog magician?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?