Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
What does Santa order at the bar?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How do you make a cow float?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?