Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?