Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do fish do at parades?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What is a table you can eat?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?