Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
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Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
When do mice play every day?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
