Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Where do frogs keep their money?