What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Training day.
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call a fly without wings?
