What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why is furniture so generous?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?