What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Training day.
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why was the broom late for school?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a short cow?