What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Training day.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What is the emptiest holiday?
How long do chickens work?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?