What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's the scariest letter?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?