What do you call it when two male cows argue?
A bull fight.
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
When do cows get tired?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
