What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are skeletons always hungry?