How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
With oven mitts, bunt pans, and batter.
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
