What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why do trees have so many friends?