How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
With oven mitts, bunt pans, and batter.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's the noisiest food?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?