What do fish use for glasses?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?