What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where do they produce Christian films?