Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call the pig that does karate?