Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What animal always goes to heaven?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's black and white and red all over?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Can February March?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
I broke my finger!