Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
