What car can you only see twice a year?
A Chevy Equinox.
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do fish do at parades?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
