Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What game do mice love to play?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is the color of the wind?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?