Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you give a sick pig?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?