What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What condiment has wings?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
