What car can you only see twice a year?
A Chevy Equinox.
How do you wash a lamb?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What animal floats best?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?