Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why do cats always get what they want?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?