What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why are all priests fit?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do cows wear bells?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
How are teens like cats?