Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Which subject has two parts?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?