Why are skeletons always hungry?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a short cow?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?