What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily!
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
