What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do cows like to dance to?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?