How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
How do you make a cow float?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?