What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Where do chips wear socks?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?