Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Golden Retrieve-hers.
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
