Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why are fish such good architects?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the border collie get a raise?