Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?