Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Golden Retrieve-hers.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Where do kittens go to school?
What table can you never sit at?