Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?