Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What is the coolest country?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What kind of bird can write?
