Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why are grandkids so great?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?