Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?