What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?