What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What is the coolest country?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the goal post get angry?