What is a bunny's favorite dance?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?