What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why do cows wear bells?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What is the color of the wind?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the confused bee say?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?