What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What is the color of the wind?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call two birds in love?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
