What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's a henway?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why are winter days great?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?