What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
How do fireflies start a race?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What kind of bird can write?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?