What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
What do nosey peppers do?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?