Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Where do German dogs sleep?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?