What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?