What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?