What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What game do mice love to play?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Where do birds go to drink?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
When should you stop for a glow worm?