What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
