What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
Which fly makes films?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the fish blush?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?