What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which animal will never go bald?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why do Olympians never overheat?