Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How do billboards talk?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.