Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Can February March?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What are you studying in math?