Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What style of music weighs the most?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?