Where do airplanes go shopping?
The sky mall.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How does a pizza introduce itself?