Where do airplanes go shopping?
The sky mall.
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
