Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call an animal pop star?