What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?