What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What is the coolest country?