Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
It's Crowded!
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's a cat's favorite snack?