Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
Why do dogs run in circles?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where do surfers go to school?
