Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?