Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What animal has 20/20 vision?