What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?