What is the unluckiest type of cat?
A catastrophe.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why was the spider so smart?
