What is the unluckiest type of cat?
A catastrophe.
What do cats wear to work?
How do fleas travel?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do you call hiking college students?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Which is the worst season?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?