What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?