What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How are teens like cats?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do ducks get after they eat?