Why is money so stubborn?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?