What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?