What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
What do you call octopus twins?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What is the color of the wind?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
