What is the best book to read in autumn?
Gourd of the Rings.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Which cats love to be petted?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do billboards talk?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
