Where do termites go camping?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why are cowboys always religious?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.