Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which state has the best streets?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
