Why did the frog have a long face?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What was the first animal in space?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
A book just fell on my head.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?