What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How much does freedom weigh?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What game does pasta always play at recess?