What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What fish sings the best?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why is spring the oddest season?
