Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?