Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do bees chew?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How do amoebas make calls?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do math teachers eat?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?