Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
