Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How do billboards talk?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What food is a man's best friend?