Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do cows like to dance to?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What nationality are most fish?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?