What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What car always breaks the rules?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How do automobiles fly?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?