What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do math teachers eat?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
