Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do cats wear to work?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's a henway?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?