What reads and lives in an apple?
Why are cars magic?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why is winter considered holy?
What animal knows kung fu?