What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
If you need help building an ark...