What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What does a dog say before eating?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did electricity win the race?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What day is your mom always right?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
