What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call bears with no ears?