What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
How are mountains able to see?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?