What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What does winter fat turn into?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?