What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Don't cry over spilled milk.
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?