What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Don't cry over spilled milk.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
This candy bar is a real home run.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Are baby skunks cute?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
