What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Don't cry over spilled milk.
How is cat food sold?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why are all priests fit?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?