What's the opposite of irony?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do jokesters study in college?
How did the tree get lost?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?