What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
