Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
How do you drive a man crazy?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?