What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the echo get detention?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why was the fabric always laughing?