Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why does Jesus drive so much?