Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's the loudest sport?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
