What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do nosey peppers do?