Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why was the math book sad in winter?