Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?