What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the foal cough?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?