Shoutout to my grandma!
It's the only way she can hear me!
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is the emptiest holiday?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?