Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a dog in space?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?