Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's the most determined bird?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?