What's the slowest 5k?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do cows like to dance to?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How does a squid go into battle?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?