Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
The Smart Car.
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
