Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
The Smart Car.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's the politest month?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What is the color of the wind?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?