What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?