What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Lettuce eat!
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why are winter days great?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?