What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How do you get straight A's?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why is summer always sad?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
