What do you call a vacation at home?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do cats wear to work?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What animal loves a baseball game?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?