How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Where are average things manufactured?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What time of day was Adam created?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?