Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
A chipmunk.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How does a barber get to work?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What bird is always sad?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
