What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Prankenstein!
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
