What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What is the most faithful insect?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you make a cow float?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
