What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How does a witch play loud music?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Which animals make the best football players?
Which insect is the smartest?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?