What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?