Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Warthogs.
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Where do books sleep?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?