Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Warthogs.
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What was the first animal in space?
What car always breaks the rules?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
