Why are frogs always happy?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the rug say to the floor?