Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
When does a horse talk?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the professor write on the window?
I broke my finger!
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?