Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
They love to be buttered up!
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do jokesters study in college?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?