Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
They love to be buttered up!
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How are teens like cats?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do golfers drink on the green?