Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
They love to be buttered up!
Why did the fish blush?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Where does water do all its banking?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What is another name for a cow?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
