What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What country has the most fish?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?