Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?