Why is tennis such a loud sport?
The players raise a racquet.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Which cats love to be petted?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
