What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?