Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
They had so many knights.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why was the dog so popular?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
