Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How does dinner smell?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
How do horses navigate at night?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's the scariest letter?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?