What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do elves learn in school?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?