How do you get straight A's?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How do you make a cow float?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?