Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.