Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's the politest month?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What game do cows play at parties?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What does an attorney say when getting married?