Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is a table you can eat?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Are baby skunks cute?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What nationality is Santa Claus?